Friday, July 20, 2007

Enemy Friends

The article Deals in Iraq Make Friends of Enemies in todays Washington Post revists this bone-head approach that was first reported by the New York Times a month ago. The US is informally making friends with our insurgent enemies.We are now arming insurgents.

Jon Stewart of the Daily Show described it beatifully a month ago.

Its a plan so crazy, it might just be...FUCKING crazy. What are you thinking?
He broke down this catastroFUCK of a plan.
For example, Al Qaeda is our enemy.
ENEMIESFRIENDS
Al Qaeda 
Now the Sunni Insurgency is becoming their enemy, so Sunni Insurgency, they're our friends!
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Of course the Sunni Insurgency is most responsible for the IEDs used to attack our troops making them our enemies.
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And the Shii Death Squads who have been targeting Sunnis are thus our friends!
ENEMIESFRIENDS
Al QaedaInsurgents
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But they are controlled by Muqtada Al-Sadr and Iran who have sworn to defeat us, making them our enemies.
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Al-Sadr 
Iran 
Although, Muqtada Al-Sadr, of course targeted by Al Qaeda, thus making them..
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